No really. Suicide Squad, Peacemaker, Thunderbolts and Megamind totally bulls***ted you. Even The Dirty Dozen (because not all terrible ideas for heroes wear capes). 

So we rounded up (almost) all of the “at large” f***ers on our list out in #1: RiotGrrl; Devilfish; the Anti-Freeze; Noddy Blinkins; White Devil II... oh and Fallout, whoever that is. The Air Force has had that thing locked in an 18 ton nuclear waste casket, so yeah... let's peek in there and see if he'll save us. Fer sure, dude. No wonder Bloody Mary gave us an “I'll get back to you.”

#2's mostly just picking up a**holes we already have in custody, how hard could that be? Mind, these d***heads look f***in' useless. Crystal Lyn, Soma and... um... Jeffrey- three telepaths who are so f***ed up they can't communicate anymore. Rubber Johnny? Stretchy interdimensional imp who eats every human brain in sight as soon as you let him out of the armor (the only time he can use the powers). But hey- he's GREAT if you need something heavy to throw. 

Verve's power is stopping stuff. Super lame. The only reason anybody even knows her is 'cuz she's also on Superstoked, that supervillain fans-only app where she's famous for doing topless reaction videos and charging stupid amounts of cash for private chats where she... 

...actually, no. She should totally be on the team. 

Sublime? F***in' weird power that changes any element to any state without changing its temperature. Warm ice. Gaseous glass. Solid air. Wearable quartz plasma. Yeah, it's goddamn weird and incompatible with anything we know about chemistry or physics (like flying superheroes did, what was the propulsion- farts?). She's been in a zero-G cell, drugged up to her ears for half a decade. So yeah... let's ask her real nice for help. 

Oh, and somebody pick up Screaming Red from the lunatic asylum, 'kay? B/c this mission isn't f***ed enough.